Monday, February 25, 2008
Coffee puts my life in perspective
Not really. But when I'm stressed I drink coffee. 'Cause it slows down the central nervous system which (in other words) means that each brain cell isn't screaming "STRESS!" so quickly to the next brain cell and hence the calming effect. And then I begin to think, well who gives a crap about school anway? Will I look back on this day in 50 years time and think "Wow, that really was the downfall of my life. I should have listened to all my stupid brain cells and teachers and social pressures screaming STRESS"? NO! Because school isn't as important as everyone makes it out to be, and I don't need to stress as much as I do, so I won't. And that's when I realise that my life is back in perspective all because of the wonderful depressant drug called caffeine =) Bless the person who discovered coffee beans, they're a genius. I should write that possibly dead person a letter one day to personally thank and congratulate them on making my life just that little bit more easy to endure. But for now I must get back to my assesment due tomorrow because slowly my life is falling out of perspective as the effect of the coffee wears off.
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The person who discovered coffee beans is dead, because the Arabs and Africans have been using them for centuries :)
NO WAY! My ancestors discovered the coffee bean?! What brilliance! I've always wondered where my brains come from :) So now, not only am I a descendant of the Pharoahs (which makes me a Princess) I am also a descendant of the brilliant person/people that discovered coffee beans!
P.S. Yes I did know the person would be dead, since I knew it'd be safe to say that coffee has been around for longer than 100 years. And most people don't live past that age :)
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